1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:03,160 Welcome to all five of you 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,227 to Private Investigation 101. 3 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,097 We're on a field trip. Relax 4 00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:10,642 I thought we were looking for Stacy's lost boyfriend. 5 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:14,939 Hey, trust the teach. He can handle himself. 6 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,177 I wanna know where Ted is. 7 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,844 This wasn't just a classroom exercise to me. 8 00:00:19,919 --> 00:00:21,546 Ted is in real trouble. 9 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,681 What in God's name have you done to Mildred's room? 10 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:27,454 The trash is part of a lesson plan, Gaylord. 11 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,188 This class is canceled. 12 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:30,593 Whoa, bummer. 13 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,542 You sure you have everything? 14 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,173 I got everything. I'm all set, sweetheart. 15 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,740 Okay. I'm gonna miss you. 16 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:00,217 I'm gonna miss you too, baby. 17 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,055 I'll go park and meet you at the gate. 18 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,889 Nah, there's not enough time, sweetheart. 19 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,292 I better just make a run for it. 20 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:10,795 I gotta go. 21 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,796 Bye-bye. 22 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,291 Wait. Kiss. 23 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,523 Oh. 24 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,125 I love you. 25 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:19,902 Give me a call. Let me know where you're staying. 26 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,634 Yeah. Yeah, I promise. Bye-bye. 27 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,442 Hey, you can't park here. 28 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,507 Five minutes. I'm... 29 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,519 It's a loading zone. I'm meeting someone. 30 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:03,111 Last call for flight 241 to Seattle. 31 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:06,448 Last call for flight 241 to Seattle. 32 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,953 My boyfriend left his ticket in the car. 33 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,083 Do you have someone looking for a ticket? 34 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,489 That plane is departing right now. Well, he... 35 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,692 Sorry. 36 00:03:22,769 --> 00:03:24,396 Well, he can't have left. 37 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,499 Thank you. There you go. 38 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:27,767 Yeah, thanks. 39 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,499 Thank you. Have a nice day, Mr. Hazlett. 40 00:03:41,421 --> 00:03:43,889 Surveillance of any kind requires 41 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,391 a high degree of professionalism. 42 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,218 Tailing the target requires 43 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,555 intense concentration. 44 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,462 Relax for even a second, 45 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,396 and he or she could simply vanish. 46 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,037 Or even worse, 47 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,333 if you allow he or she 48 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,239 to recognize you as an adversary, 49 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,504 then he or she 50 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,103 might instigate direct confrontation, 51 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,510 which the Surgeon General has declared to be 52 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,210 Hazardous to your health. 53 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,885 Strike that. That stinks. 54 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,148 Your discretion is commendable. 55 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,316 Higgins, don't you ever knock? 56 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,325 I just discovered Mr. Masters' stereo wall 57 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,225 has an ugly, gaping wound 58 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:24,820 on the left side. 59 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,430 Oh, I'm sorry, Higgins. 60 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,094 Look, I'll put it back just as soon as I finish 61 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,363 my idea vocabulary. 62 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:36,033 Look. Dare to Achieve. A Guidebook to Successful Motivation. 63 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:39,005 See, I'm using it to prepare my first lesson plan. 64 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,080 See, the way you get your idea vocabulary 65 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,614 is you let all your thoughts 66 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,378 just kinda drop out of your brain in no particular order, 67 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,420 and then you store them on tape for future use. 68 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,087 You dropped one. 69 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:52,588 Oh, that's pizza. 70 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:56,795 I didn't have time to stop work and take a break, Higgins. 71 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,797 It didn't get down on the machine. 72 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:02,130 Surely a highly sensitive $2,000 recording device 73 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:03,327 merits better use 74 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:06,338 than the logging of non-sequitured musings 75 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:09,134 and the indignity of mozzarella droppings. 76 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,675 Higgins, please, at least let me 77 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,835 play back what I've done and take some notes. 78 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:15,278 I've got my first class tomorrow 79 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,610 and I don't have a lesson plan. 80 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,083 Magnum, how long have you known that you were going to teach this course? 81 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,312 Two weeks! 82 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,488 But, I mean, I've been busy on a case, Higgins. 83 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:25,649 I mean, after all, that's why they asked me to teach the class, remember? 84 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:27,989 I am a working private investigator. 85 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,289 Certainly not because you're on a volleyball team 86 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,797 with the Director of Adult Education of the college. 87 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:33,854 No. 88 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,659 Okay, so Dave Gibson and I 89 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:39,830 play an occasional game of volleyball. Big deal. 90 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:44,307 You really expect to fill 20 hours with this course? 91 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,313 Aren't you afraid you'll be overdrawn at your idea bank? 92 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,645 It's idea vocabulary, Higgins, and please, 93 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,776 just let me keep it for this chapter. 94 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,985 You know, Kenji was suddenly called away from the estate this morning. 95 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,681 A death in the family. 96 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:01,386 Oh, I'm sorry. 97 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,157 What's this got to do with your generosity? 98 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,530 Well, he was in the midst of fertilizing the hibiscus beds. 99 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,329 Someone needs to finish it. I haven't the time. 100 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:16,967 Sure. How difficult could that be? 101 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:20,069 And the hibiscus needs only one more ton of manure. A ton? 102 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,147 Do you want the tape recorder or not? 103 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,344 All right. 104 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,482 But for a ton of manure, I get to keep it 105 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,715 for as long as I'm teaching the class. 106 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,153 Your class will probably be canceled after today. 107 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,695 Oh, no, no. It's right here in your prospectus. 108 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:39,088 "Private Investigation 101. 109 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:43,158 "A fascinating in-depth study of the world of private investigation 110 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:46,897 "taught by professional private investigator, Thomas Magnum. 20 hours." 111 00:06:46,973 --> 00:06:49,305 Provided there is sufficient interest in the course 112 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:50,933 to provide minimum enrollment. 113 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:54,377 Oh, it's no problem. Dave is expecting a big sign-up. 114 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,937 Mr. Magnum, 115 00:06:56,015 --> 00:07:00,577 Mr. Gibson is a very fine administrator. 116 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:04,953 However, his impulsive additions to our curriculum in the past 117 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:07,788 have proven to be unsuccessful experiments. 118 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:12,654 He felt passionately about a course called Ocean Hydrodynamics. 119 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,826 It had a total enrollment of one. Himself. 120 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,764 Mr. Gaylord, 121 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,933 this is not Ocean Hydrodynamics, okay? 122 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,674 I am teaching a beginner's class in a profession. 123 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:27,940 Perhaps. 124 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:32,283 But you will admit that in the general body of our other offerings, 125 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,147 it does appear to be rather superfluous. 126 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:38,415 No. No, I won't admit that. Look at this. 127 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,426 "Eighteenth Century Portuguese Literature, 128 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:45,223 "Politics of the Vatican, 1919 to 1933, 129 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,959 "A History of European Metallurgy." 130 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,830 And you call my course superfluous? 131 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,529 Room 214. Look at this. This one's so superfluous 132 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,040 it's already been canceled. "Applied Metaphysics, Mildred Gaylord." 133 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,230 Geez. 134 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,671 My wife. 135 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,648 Her course was canceled by a Mr. Gibson 136 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,787 to make room for yours. 137 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,525 Well, good luck with your enrollment, Mr. Magnum. 138 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,891 I will be very interested in the total. 139 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,397 The college has a policy. Eight students per course. 140 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,794 Eight? 141 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,403 All I need is eight? 142 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,027 Eight. 143 00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:30,638 Welcome to all five of you 144 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,568 to Private Investigation 101. 145 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:37,742 I'm sure there'll be lots more students coming along in just a few minutes. 146 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,816 In the meantime... 147 00:08:50,062 --> 00:08:51,791 Thomas 148 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,232 Magnum. 149 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,703 You can call me... 150 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:03,799 You can call me anything you want. 151 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:09,906 Right. 152 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:13,250 Well, I was planning on dividing this class 153 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,077 into two parts. 154 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,714 The first part will be the classroom lectures, 155 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,850 and then the second part... I think you're going to like this. 156 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,329 The second part will be where we go out on the streets 157 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,230 for what I call an actual field study case. 158 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,467 What kind of field study case? 159 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,730 Well, I'm glad you asked that because that's what we need. 160 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,364 We need some classroom participation. What's your name? 161 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:35,834 Merle. 162 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,106 What kind of field study case? 163 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,704 Well, I was planning to use a case that, 164 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,272 that I had already solved a couple of years ago 165 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:47,649 and then re-enacting my investigative procedure. 166 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,848 What if somebody in the class has some cases that weren't solved? 167 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,917 Now, why can't we work on that? 168 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,651 That's a great idea! 169 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,162 Mrs. Anawahi. Elena. 170 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,831 I have a half dozen cases to work on. Bad checks. 171 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,125 Elena's Gift Shop on Diamond Head. 172 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,793 The amount's too small for the police to take care of, 173 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,099 so I thought I'd learn how to do it myself. 174 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,574 You're welcome to help me find some of these deadbeats. 175 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,703 After we catch the louse that sold me the junk truck. 176 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,240 I paid this dude... 177 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:17,874 Hold it. Hold it, hold it. 178 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:22,677 Merle, I don't think a real case is a good idea. 179 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,216 Why not? 180 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:27,985 Because you're only paying $25 for the course. 181 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,958 That's not the point. See, the point is, 182 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,594 if we go out on one of your cases... 183 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:34,895 Well, you'll be happy to know I don't have one. 184 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,156 Ah. 185 00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:39,632 Kiana Dau. I'm a journalism major. 186 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,966 Here strictly for research. 187 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,436 Is she right, Magnum? 188 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,510 You think we're here trying to rip you off? 189 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,567 No. 190 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,338 No, that's not the case at all. It's just... 191 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,608 It's hard enough for one guy to tail a suspect, 192 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:55,780 But can you imagine how conspicuous six of us... 193 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,554 Seven of us. 194 00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,321 Seven of us would be? 195 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:05,125 I mean, that's why a real case just... 196 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,425 It just doesn't work. 197 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,164 P.I. 101? 198 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,868 Private Investigation 101. 199 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,269 That is, if we get two more students. 200 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,773 Stacy Dayton. I'm sorry I'm late. 201 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:22,308 Why can't you take us out investigating a few at a time? 202 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,377 Maybe have more than one case. 203 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:27,749 No... See, that is another problem. 204 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,255 Elena, you and Merle both 205 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:32,722 have people that you want to find. 206 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,123 I mean, how could we 207 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:36,127 possibly choose which one to pursue? 208 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,184 Right. 209 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,190 I mean, would you stop giving Mr. Magnum such a hard time? 210 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,166 I mean, he's already got this nice, pre-solved case for us 211 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,226 all worked out. 212 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,370 I mean, we should be grateful. 213 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:51,474 Yeah. Well, not me. 214 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,444 Adios. Fine. No, fine. 215 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,735 That's fine. 216 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,643 We'll do a show of hands. 217 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,085 First Elena's check bouncers 218 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,055 and then Merle's truck salesman. 219 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,113 Thank you. 220 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:10,226 Well, hey. Like, what about everybody else, huh? 221 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,664 I mean, can't we have problems, too? 222 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,427 Okay, you got a prob... 223 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,196 If you have a problem, all of you, any of you, 224 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:24,231 just write it down on a piece of paper. 225 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,437 Okay? 226 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,878 You know? If you have one. 227 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,109 Now, just write 'em down 228 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,281 on a piece of paper, 229 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:39,882 and then we'll put them in this, 230 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:43,756 and whichever one we choose will be our case. 231 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,922 Okay? Is that fair? 232 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,431 Hey, you're doing the right thing, you know? 233 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,265 I mean, like a real case. 234 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,702 Yeah, we'll be having a real P.I. Experience, you know? 235 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,775 Private investigation can be great fun. What is your name? 236 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,201 Danny. 237 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,511 Yeah, like my old man was on my case 238 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,573 about getting a job and stuff, you know. 239 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,848 So I go, "Hey." I mean, there's worse ways to earn a living, right? 240 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,884 Well, I mean, you work your own hours, 241 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,924 you pull down the big bucks. Yeah. 242 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,289 Girls really dig it, too, right? 243 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,123 Like it's pretty laid back, huh? 244 00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:17,924 Sure. And after you finish this, 245 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,658 all you need are 2,000 hours 246 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,257 of investigative work to get your license. 247 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,096 Two thousand? 248 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:25,596 Whoa, bummer. 249 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:28,196 Where did you get your experience, Mr. Magnum? 250 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,833 Well... 251 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,740 Naval Intelligence. 252 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,474 He was a Lieutenant Commander. 253 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,074 I'm a retired librarian. Albert Leonard. 254 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,651 I just did a little basic research on you. 255 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:48,082 First step in an investigation, I believe? 256 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,730 Four. 257 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,232 Four potential cases. 258 00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,027 Kiana, 259 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,906 since you don't have a case, why don't you hold that, 260 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:03,964 and... 261 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:05,799 Albert. 262 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:06,936 Albert, why don't... 263 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,207 You don't have a case either, so if you'll pick them, 264 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,476 we'll make that as fair as possible. 265 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,718 "I am running for my life from an unfriendly foreign power. 266 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:25,286 "If I don't find the hit man in 24 hours, 267 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,389 "like, I'm dead, man." 268 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,070 Well, I just put that in there for laughs, you know? 269 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,702 I didn't figure you'd pick it or anything. 270 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,621 "I think my fianc� is cheating on me." 271 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,361 I'm sorry. 272 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,467 I really do need help. 273 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,071 I have to find him. 274 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,903 Please help me. 275 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,313 And then the ticket agent assured me 276 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,374 that no T. Hazlett got on that flight to Seattle. 277 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:24,015 And a girlfriend of mine swears that she saw Ted 278 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,320 coming out of a bar last night on the North Shore. 279 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,628 Well, we'll do some checking between now and the next class. 280 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,223 If he's on the island, he shouldn't be too hard to find. 281 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,392 The class, Mr. Magnum, 282 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,101 if you don't get enough students to continue, 283 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,902 would you still help me find Ted? 284 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,570 I can't pay your regular fee, but... 285 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,633 Stacy, 286 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,440 there is going to be a class. 287 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,244 I think I can round up a couple of more students. 288 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,978 In the meantime, just try not to worry. 289 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,612 I'm sure there's a very innocent explanation. 290 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,811 Okay. 291 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,386 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. And thank you. 292 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,305 Theodore Allen Hazlett. 293 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:33,949 Born August 27th, 1956 in Phoenix, Arizona. 294 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,859 Graduated Central Arizona University, 1979 295 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,760 with a degree in business administration. 296 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,431 Moved to Hawaii in 1981, 297 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,731 currently employed as an officer with Huiia Savings and Loan. 298 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,571 His father was an only child and his mother 299 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,974 has one deceased brother. 300 00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,403 Therefore, we must conclude 301 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:57,381 that he had no plans to visit a sick uncle in Seattle, as he told Stacy. 302 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,411 He did lie to me. 303 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,611 Whoa, gnarly! 304 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,926 Any questions up till now? 305 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,096 T. C? 306 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:21,102 Your knowledge of the target is most impressive. 307 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,165 Can you tell us how you collect your information? 308 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,112 It's a basic skill of investigative work. 309 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,843 A very long and tedious process. 310 00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,379 Records research? 311 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,413 Right, Albert. Records, like... 312 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,516 The DMV, voters registration, coroner's reports, 313 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,685 court records, 314 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,730 and some key people who provide inside street information, 315 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,665 or something along those lines. 316 00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,824 Among other things, yes. 317 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,501 T. C: I've heard that 318 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:57,237 some private investigators don't even do any of that bone-numbing research. 319 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,372 That they actually con other people to do it for them. 320 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,811 Yes, I've heard that also. 321 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,905 But, surely that can't be true. 322 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,685 Getting back to Ted. 323 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,281 The first step in a missing persons investigation... 324 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,419 Mr. Magnum, 325 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,217 you haven't answered the question. 326 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,363 I'm afraid little purpose would be served by an answer, Miss Dau, 327 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,127 since I have the unfortunate duty 328 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,226 to post a cancellation to this class. 329 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,602 I find only six enrollments. 330 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,268 I think if you count heads again, Mr. Gaylord, you'll come up with eight. 331 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,685 Please come to the office immediately after the bell. 332 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,081 We do have a sign-up procedure. 333 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,785 Should anyone wish to know, today is the semester deadline 334 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,123 for dropping out of a course 335 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:52,663 and receiving a full refund. 336 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,255 Good day. 337 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:04,266 It's official! P.I. 101... 338 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,811 Private Investigation 101 is in! 339 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,347 Whoa, radical! 340 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,076 All right! Now, as I was saying, the first step 341 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,086 in a missing persons investigation 342 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,679 is to visit the target's last known whereabouts. 343 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:22,383 But since in this case he was last seen at a very large airport, 344 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,021 we have to take the next most logical step. 345 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,025 His last alleged whereabouts. 346 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,465 Danny, the bar is just a couple of more miles. 347 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,025 It's The Pipeline, right, Stacy? 348 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,333 Yeah. That's where Deborah said she saw him. 349 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:36,135 Hey, like, you think I can get some mileage money? 350 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:39,071 I mean, nobody told me we were gonna carpool it. 351 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,836 I'll pay for the beers when we get there. 352 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,382 All right. I'm totally stoked. 353 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,244 I haven't done anything like this since Y-Camp. 354 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,811 Right. I haven't had this much fun since basic at Parris Island. 355 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:56,092 Aw, come on, Merle, we're on a field trip. Relax and enjoy the party. 356 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,462 Now, remember, when we go in the place, 357 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,226 it's doubles and singles, and you don't know me. 358 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,101 So then how are you gonna pay for the beer, huh? 359 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,661 I'll handle it, Danny. Order all you want. 360 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,935 That's a lot of beer. 361 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,102 These boys drink their weight in beer. 362 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,236 You wanna buy them all they want? 363 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,473 Yeah. 364 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,980 And anybody else who comes in. 365 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,038 Yeah, well, 366 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,777 we don't get that much business this time of day. 367 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,840 Well... 368 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,852 Hey, how are you doing, man? Good. 369 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,164 All right. 370 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:56,147 Drinks on the house! This guy's buying. 371 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,381 Thank you, thank you. That's so sweet... 372 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,051 Great. Radical. Thank you. 373 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,897 You always go around buying people beers? 374 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:11,601 No, actually, I'm just kind of celebrating. 375 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,202 I came into some money. An aunt I didn't even know. 376 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,739 Guess you never will now. 377 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:19,968 No. 378 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,781 Yeah, I'm just paying off some old debts. 379 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,875 Listen, I hear Ted Hazlett drops in here occasionally. 380 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,420 I owe him a couple of hundred. You seen him lately? 381 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,487 Saw this on a late movie. 382 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,250 What? 383 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,487 Dane Clark. 384 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,423 Tried to pull the same con you are. 385 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:42,024 Maybe 1948, '50s. 386 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,965 Guess I missed it. 387 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,833 Guess you missed Hazlett, too. 388 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:48,372 Now, I don't know him. Are you still buying? 389 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,737 Yeah. 390 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:55,802 Good. 391 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,178 There you go, brother. 392 00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:01,583 Thank you, my man. 393 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:21,096 Well, I hope you find this Hazlett before your money runs out. 394 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,271 Yeah. You know Ted Hazlett? 395 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,331 What? 396 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,309 Ted. You know him? 397 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,343 Well, yeah, he's a close friend of mine. 398 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,742 He's a buddy of mine, too. 399 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:32,943 You're kidding? 400 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,212 No. 401 00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,296 Did you see that? 402 00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,234 I'm a little worried about our friend Ted. 403 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:01,937 What do you mean? Shipley. 404 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,915 Where's Hazlett? 405 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,051 I don't know. I just... 406 00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:11,354 Please, Merle, can't you just go and check on him? 407 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:13,618 I think she's right. Listen, he could be in trouble. 408 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,455 This other guy went in there just before him. 409 00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:18,394 Well, hey, men do that a lot in men's rooms, you know? 410 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,432 I mean, like there's usually room for at least two. 411 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,066 Girls, wait a minute. You can't go in there. 412 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:28,038 Look, he doesn't wanna know us, remember? Remember? 413 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:31,132 Hey, trust the teach. He can handle himself. 414 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,210 I wanna know where Ted is. Spill it. Now! 415 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:38,578 Help! 416 00:23:39,484 --> 00:23:40,576 Come on, Shipley. 417 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,051 Are you all right? 418 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:49,985 Hey, brah. Thanks for the beer. 419 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,928 Well, at least we know Ted isn't cheating on Stacy. 420 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:00,266 Well, I mean, if the only thing 421 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:01,464 he were doing were cheating, 422 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:04,566 why would those other two men be so adamant about finding him? 423 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:07,737 Maybe they were the other woman's brothers. 424 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,444 Stacy, you ever seen them before? 425 00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,914 I don't think so. 426 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:14,045 I didn't get a very good look at them. 427 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:19,149 Danny, it's the Halona Motel. Turn left on Kalani. 428 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:23,685 The barmaid said Ted's staying there. 429 00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,690 How does she know? 430 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:29,997 She noticed the motel key on the table when she served him. 431 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,931 He had his name on the key? 432 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:34,998 Uh-oh. 433 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,840 Just because she knew the name of the motel 434 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,707 doesn't mean... And the room number. 435 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,908 And the room number. 436 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,473 It doesn't mean that she stayed here with him. 437 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,539 Stacy. 438 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:47,778 She said she remembered him 439 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,083 because he was dressed so nicely. 440 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,144 Stacy. 441 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:54,818 I mean, she probably just asked him his name. Did you ever think of that? 442 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,384 Stacy, you're the one who said he was cheating on you. 443 00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,020 But not with her. 444 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,563 Ted's a banker. 445 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,793 He's got class. 446 00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:09,073 Can't you just jump the wall and pick the lock? 447 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,033 Are you kidding? That would be unlawful entry. 448 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:24,848 Excuse me! 449 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,722 I threw away a check by mistake. 450 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,522 Can I have my trash bag back? 451 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:33,291 Sorry, property of Koolau Sanitation now. 452 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,664 Well, look at it this way, I'll just be saving you the trouble of dumping it. 453 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,463 Who are you kidding? 454 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,630 Sooner or later, I'll dump it anyway. 455 00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:43,969 Okay, I'll buy it from you. Five bucks. 456 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:46,904 How's about $20? 457 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,650 Ted! 458 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,256 Ted! 459 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:11,960 Wait, it's me. Ted! 460 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,096 Hey, dude, where are you going? 461 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:18,074 Let's go! Everybody into the van. Come on. 462 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,199 Come on. 463 00:26:23,181 --> 00:26:24,478 How do you start this thing? 464 00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:52,565 Hold on! 465 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:54,534 Whoa! 466 00:26:58,249 --> 00:26:59,307 Is everybody okay? 467 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:00,476 Yeah. We're okay. 468 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,076 Yeah, you all right? 469 00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:04,652 Guess I should've told you guys 470 00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,521 I've been needing tires for a long time, you know. 471 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:09,917 Just take me back to the college. 472 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,528 I think I can still make the dropout deadline. 473 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,271 My favorite college courses were always those 474 00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:23,398 with some sort of lab work. 475 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,278 So there was a real sense of pride in finding myself 476 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,576 sitting here conducting my own lab class. 477 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,175 Dissection of Motel Trash, Advanced. 478 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,516 Garbage is to the private investigator 479 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:42,185 what the single cell is to the scientist. 480 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:45,322 A person is what a person throws away. 481 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,565 In this case, finding Ted Hazlett's trash 482 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,294 was my only hope for a clue 483 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,336 as to why he didn't want to be found. 484 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:55,430 And it was also my only shot at regaining credibility 485 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,499 with a dwindling and skeptical class. 486 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,145 Is this really necessary? 487 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:06,046 Kiana, look what we already know about the guy 488 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:07,243 from the trash he threw out. 489 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:08,785 We know where he eats, 490 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,981 where he works, what he drinks and... 491 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:17,259 Look! Here's a laundry ticket here with his name on it. 492 00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:18,386 Jackpot. 493 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,932 Deposit receipts from Huiia Savings and Loan. 494 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,161 Ted doesn't have that kind of money. 495 00:28:25,303 --> 00:28:27,863 Well, maybe he brought them home with his work. 496 00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:28,928 No. 497 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:30,968 It's strictly against policy. 498 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,006 Oh, now wait a minute. 499 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:37,408 Ted's my fianc�. 500 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,450 We work at the same bank together. 501 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:43,009 I mean, I would know if he were doing anything illegal. 502 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:51,028 What in God's name have you done to Mildred's room? 503 00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:53,924 The trash is part of a lesson plan, Gaylord. 504 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,989 Don't worry, we'll clean it up when we're finished. 505 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:58,467 You are finished, Mr. Magnum. 506 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,869 One of your students had the good sense to withdraw. 507 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:04,198 Merle? No, he missed the deadline. 508 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:07,574 His account of your off-campus antics was so bizarre 509 00:29:07,946 --> 00:29:11,211 that I thought a change of rules was in order. 510 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,576 This class is canceled. 511 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,814 Oh, come on, Mr. Gaylord, 512 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,014 you could at least give us a chance to explain. 513 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,652 Oh, yes, we must continue. 514 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:22,852 We've just found our first big clue. 515 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,688 Yeah. Like, I'm actually motivated. 516 00:29:25,997 --> 00:29:27,225 Please! 517 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:32,100 You will all receive the same consideration given Mr. Merle Bell. 518 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,337 Please come to the registrar's office 519 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,066 and get your refund. 520 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,115 To tell you the truth, Higgins, 521 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:52,213 I'm sorry it's over. 522 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,851 I thought it was something I could do without messing up. 523 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:02,089 I never realized spreading fertilizer 524 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,533 could bring one such a sense of accomplishment. 525 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,670 Don't you think you're taking your martyrdom a bit too far? 526 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,173 Oh, it isn't martyrdom. 527 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,503 Martyrs become martyrs for doing things right. 528 00:30:12,577 --> 00:30:14,272 Yes, and you did everything wrong. 529 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:15,334 Yes. 530 00:30:15,713 --> 00:30:19,274 And it cost me almost my entire life's savings doing it. 531 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:22,279 Eighty bucks for beer, 20 bucks for garbage, 532 00:30:22,353 --> 00:30:24,548 50 bucks for Rick and T.C.'s tuition. 533 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:26,522 All I got out of the investment 534 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:30,152 was having to face the fact that nobody got anything out of my class. 535 00:30:31,729 --> 00:30:34,630 Well, Stacy Dayton got a very important piece of information 536 00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:36,030 about her fianc�. 537 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,330 You provided her with just enough of a clue 538 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:39,927 to leave her totally confused 539 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:41,164 and distraught. 540 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:45,208 Of course, I understand why you can't help her continue her search. 541 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,710 It's imperative that you sit here in your agony 542 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,913 because you failed as a teacher. 543 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:54,217 Please go shower and change. You're soiling the couch. 544 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,382 All right. 545 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:02,118 I'll call Stacy and see if I can help. 546 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:05,828 What... Wait a minute. Wait. 547 00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:10,293 How did you know about Stacy's problem? 548 00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:12,330 She told me. 549 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:17,941 Please, Thomas. 550 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:21,309 This wasn't just a classroom exercise to me. 551 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:25,004 It's the biggest problem I've ever had in my life. 552 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,550 I mean, 553 00:31:26,684 --> 00:31:29,915 up to now everything has been easy. 554 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:32,946 High school and college, 555 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:34,757 my career. 556 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:40,290 Even my teeth were straight. 557 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:42,791 I've had a perfect life 558 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:44,360 until now. 559 00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:47,028 Ted is in real trouble. 560 00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,132 I need your help. 561 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:52,707 I'll try, Stacy. 562 00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:56,905 I'll try. 563 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,580 But I think I gotta tell you that I don't feel 564 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,176 at my investigative best right now. 565 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,355 Your class disagrees. 566 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,818 We've all signed a petition to have you reinstated. 567 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:11,384 And Gaylord bought it? 568 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:13,856 No. 569 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:17,923 But all your students believe in you. Doesn't that count for something? 570 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:21,197 Well, yeah. 571 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:25,570 Stacy, about Ted, we just don't have much to go on. 572 00:32:25,877 --> 00:32:27,310 But we do. 573 00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:30,746 These deposit receipts could be a big lead. 574 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,974 I checked the account number at the bank. 575 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,985 It belongs to a company called Central Grocers. 576 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,786 Their deposits over the last 90 days 577 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:42,223 have totaled more than six million in cash. 578 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,725 Of course, grocery concerns deal mostly in cash transactions. 579 00:32:45,930 --> 00:32:46,988 Right. 580 00:32:47,065 --> 00:32:50,296 And they get exemptions from currency transaction reports. 581 00:32:51,069 --> 00:32:52,297 Why do they get exempted? 582 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:55,964 Because the bank can give an exemption to whomever they please. 583 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,472 And then they charge a service fee of 5%. 584 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:03,478 Fifty cents on every washed $10. 585 00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:07,312 Well, I doubt if you'll still find the money in your local accommodating bank. 586 00:33:07,618 --> 00:33:10,815 The funds have probably been transferred to an account in a tax-haven country. 587 00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:14,755 I'm quite familiar with this sort of laundering scheme from my days with Ml6. 588 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,794 I remember one most intriguing case... 589 00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:19,523 Do you have the phone number of this Central Grocers? 590 00:33:20,431 --> 00:33:21,796 Disconnected. 591 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:24,960 The address they gave was phony. There was no DandB listing. 592 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,162 Probably a drug-running front. 593 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:29,732 Ted is not involved in narcotics. 594 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,568 Not narcotics, Stacy, narco-bucks. 595 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:34,941 People have a way of conveniently separating the two. 596 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:36,372 Not Ted. 597 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,648 Don't you see? 598 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,980 That's why I know he must be in trouble. 599 00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:42,917 He must have discovered what I did, 600 00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:46,252 and he probably knows who the inside person is at the bank. 601 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,585 I mean, why else would he go into hiding? 602 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:53,989 But how can six million in cash end up in a bogus account 603 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:56,533 without an accountant or somebody catching it? 604 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,228 Probably by the most common method, 605 00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:01,362 first perfected by a small, provincial bank in northern France. 606 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:05,038 The deliveries are made in the most unobtrusive fashion. 607 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:09,275 Quite likely one of those most directly involved in the scheme 608 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,644 will personally deliver the money 609 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,115 to the bank official who's working with them. 610 00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:17,319 The delivery is usually through a discreet, private entrance. 611 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:31,091 Do you recognize either one of them? There you go. 612 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,335 Mr. Spencer. 613 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:42,107 The guy in the suit? He works at the bank? 614 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,178 He's the vice-president. 615 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,356 Won't he know you're following him? 616 00:34:57,462 --> 00:34:59,987 Stacy, I do this all the time, remember? 617 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:02,363 Sorry. 618 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:09,804 He'll probably change clothes and take off. 619 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:14,304 After he leaves, we'll go in and check his files. 620 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,235 Clever. 621 00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:24,753 Very clever. 622 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,303 That must be Grider. 623 00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:06,654 I thought you told the class that that was unlawful entry. 624 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,322 Right. It is at certain times. 625 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,758 What certain times? 626 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,134 When class is in session. 627 00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:48,494 Freeze. 628 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:53,670 United States Treasury Department. 629 00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:01,276 This ID doesn't give you the license to break and enter. 630 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:02,575 Or kill people. 631 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,844 He was like that when we found him. 632 00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:07,254 And yours doesn't give you the right to crack ribs either. 633 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:09,486 You should have told us who you were at that bar. 634 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,754 Did I get a chance? 635 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,221 More than he got. 636 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:16,090 You saw us come in. You should have seen that car that pulled away. 637 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,634 We thought it was Grider. 638 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,230 What were you doing here? 639 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,862 We're trying to find Ted Hazlett. 640 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,937 Now, where is he and what's he mixed up in? 641 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:27,610 I don't know. 642 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:29,879 He gave the IRS a tip. 643 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,574 Before we could get the full story, he disappeared on us. 644 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,415 Must have got scared. 645 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,918 If you've got any idea where he is, you better tell us now, 646 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,320 before anybody else gets hurt. 647 00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:41,119 We wish we did know. 648 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,117 What tip? 649 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,661 The money laundering scheme. 650 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:48,966 We've had Grider under surveillance for about a week. 651 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,026 Looks like his clients got nervous about being discovered 652 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,299 and decided to terminate the arrangement. 653 00:37:57,575 --> 00:38:00,772 Yeah, well, we're sorry we got in your way. Can we go? 654 00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,043 Wait. What about Ted? Stacy, 655 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,604 they said they don't know where he is. 656 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,912 I'm sure he'll get back in touch with us in a couple of days, 657 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:09,145 like they said. Now, may I have my ID please? 658 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:13,512 Oh. 659 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:16,124 I'm sorry. 660 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:19,686 It's been one of those weeks. 661 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:21,920 Yeah. 662 00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:25,694 For us, too. 663 00:38:28,205 --> 00:38:30,298 It fits a safe deposit box, right? 664 00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:32,968 And I thought you were just being a klutz back there. 665 00:38:33,077 --> 00:38:35,978 You're right. It's for a box at Huiia Savings. 666 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:39,048 You know, Blaylock might have had Grider killed 667 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,380 if he thought he had something on him. 668 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:42,946 Something incriminating. 669 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:44,214 What? 670 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:46,290 I thought they were the good guys. 671 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:50,349 Stacy, treasury agents don't use strong-arm tactics in bars. 672 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:53,454 Not honest ones anyway. Excuse me. 673 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,192 Do you mean they killed Grider? 674 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,131 Well, they must have been in on it. 675 00:38:57,201 --> 00:39:00,728 I mean, how could they possibly have missed that car pulling away from the office? 676 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,900 And if they actually are agents, 677 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:05,737 then they will have no trouble at all 678 00:39:05,810 --> 00:39:08,176 framing Ted and getting off clean. 679 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:10,974 Unless there is something incriminating in that box. 680 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,109 Stacy, 681 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,820 I don't think they're gonna wanna face the problem of framing him. 682 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:24,383 They'd rather just find him and make sure he doesn't talk. 683 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,893 Thomas, we've got to find Ted before they do. 684 00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:29,562 To do that, we've gotta find out 685 00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,601 what's in Grider's box tomorrow. 686 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,028 And then we'll have a little class field trip. 687 00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,971 But there is no class anymore. 688 00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:42,110 Whoa, bummer. 689 00:39:48,819 --> 00:39:49,808 Excuse me. 690 00:39:50,421 --> 00:39:52,321 It's all right. Go ahead with your work, Miss Dayton. 691 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,914 I'll take care of this young man. 692 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,193 Yes, sir. You'd like to get into your safety deposit. 693 00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:00,628 Well, yeah. Well, I don't know. 694 00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:02,958 Yeah, I guess. 695 00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,657 You do have a box here? 696 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:06,794 Well, sure. It's just that... 697 00:40:08,973 --> 00:40:12,136 Whoa, bummer. I brought my ATandT stock. 698 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,973 It was my Standard Oil I wanted to stash in the freezer. 699 00:40:15,045 --> 00:40:17,605 See ya. Any time we can be of service. 700 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:39,736 Wow, like I hope I never have to find my way to Tacoma again. 701 00:40:52,149 --> 00:40:55,084 Would you like to put something in your safety deposit box, sir? 702 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:56,141 Yeah. 703 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:59,049 Sign this slip, please. 704 00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:20,976 Thank you very much, Mr. Grider. 705 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,140 Now, please follow me. 706 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:25,774 And what exactly was in the box, Magnum? 707 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:30,116 Oh, names, dates, tapes of meetings, lists of corporate officers. 708 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,587 Some of the people involved are real shockers. 709 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:34,556 So what do you want out of this, Magnum? 710 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,616 Oh, a finder's fee. 711 00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:40,653 Nothing exorbitant. Say, 10%% of whatever's recovered. 712 00:41:40,764 --> 00:41:43,324 Say 1%%, and you're saying a fortune. 713 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:45,525 So I'm willing to negotiate. 714 00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:48,663 Provided I'm guaranteed complete immunity. 715 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:51,503 The Treasury Department will want to see what you've got first. 716 00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:53,805 Okay. 4:00, King Kamehameha Club. 717 00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,072 I'm not a member. 718 00:41:55,145 --> 00:41:56,339 Neither am I. 719 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:00,940 I know what you're thinking. 720 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:03,248 Forcing the issue with Blaylock 721 00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,221 was kind of like cramming for finals the night before. 722 00:42:06,824 --> 00:42:08,917 But you can't be a student forever. 723 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:11,891 Sooner or later, you have to graduate. 724 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,552 You're early. 725 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,525 So are you. 726 00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:16,896 Where's the stuff? 727 00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:18,828 Oh, right here. 728 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,139 Let's talk about it over a drink. 729 00:42:25,943 --> 00:42:26,932 Hey. 730 00:42:29,513 --> 00:42:32,448 I'm not thirsty. Just hand it over. 731 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,218 Maps. 732 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:44,553 Hey, Mr. C, we got road maps out here. 733 00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:47,854 You're real funny, huh? Let's go, joker. 734 00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,593 Careful of my ribs. Come on. 735 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,261 Hi. You guys wanna have a good time? 736 00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:53,268 No, lady. Come on. 737 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,396 Flowers for the lady. Beautiful, fresh... No, thanks. 738 00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:57,736 Will you ladies buzz off, please? 739 00:42:57,808 --> 00:42:59,298 ...is very nice. 740 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:03,179 Hey, what's going on? Is somebody gonna move that thing? 741 00:43:04,448 --> 00:43:05,608 Move it! 742 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,782 You're in a handicapped space. 743 00:43:09,186 --> 00:43:10,676 Just leave your keys in the car. 744 00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:12,947 Hey! Hey, come on. Hey, baby. Hey. 745 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,358 Look, nobody parks the car, okay? 746 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,690 Hey, valet parking only after 2:00. 747 00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,388 Hey, I'm the manager here. What's the problem? 748 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,495 This guy wants to park his own car. 749 00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:22,759 Nobody self parks. 750 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,300 Now, how many people are in your party? 751 00:43:24,702 --> 00:43:26,829 Now, look, there isn't any party. 752 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:38,570 Hold it! 753 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,189 Perfect. 754 00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:02,301 Welcome back to class, 755 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,975 old students and new ones. 756 00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:11,538 You'll be happy to hear that I talked to Dave Gibson this morning, 757 00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:13,549 and you'll all soon be able to register 758 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:16,279 for Advanced Private Investigation 201. 759 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:18,110 All right. 760 00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:24,022 Amazing what a little publicity will do for you. 761 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:25,561 Yeah, right. 762 00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:27,187 Oh, and I'm also sorry to announce 763 00:44:27,264 --> 00:44:29,129 that we're gonna be losing the Hazletts. 764 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,360 They're off on a European honeymoon. 765 00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:33,699 Aw! 766 00:44:33,771 --> 00:44:35,739 Thanks to Ted's reward money. 767 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,636 Some of that reward money belongs to you. 768 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,180 I hope it's close to your usual fee. 769 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,041 At least it's expenses. 770 00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:57,625 Thank you. Thank you. I'm very touched. 771 00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:03,294 And now, I think we should touch a couple of bases 772 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,767 in order to wrap up that case, 773 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,531 so we can get on to Merle's pick-up truck con artist. 774 00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:13,304 Ted, why don't you tell us why you went into hiding in the first place. 775 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:15,102 All right. 776 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:19,342 Well, when I realized something fishy was going on, 777 00:45:19,416 --> 00:45:21,145 I called the Treasury Department right away. 778 00:45:21,752 --> 00:45:24,346 I mean, I didn't know who at the bank was involved. 779 00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:26,412 I talked to agent Blaylock, 780 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:28,754 and he said he'd be right over to get a statement. 781 00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:30,225 But when I called back 782 00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:33,229 to suggest that perhaps we meet someplace else besides the bank, 783 00:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,288 nobody there seemed to know who I was 784 00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:37,094 or what I was talking about. 785 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:42,803 Well, then I got scared that maybe Agent Blaylock was a Treasury man gone bad. 786 00:45:43,373 --> 00:45:46,467 But, of course, Blaylock was not the brains behind the operation. 787 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:49,706 No. The head guy was a weasely guy 788 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,878 by the name of Mr. C. 789 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:55,547 Something someone found out from a guy named Ice Pick. 790 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:59,184 And when you couldn't find anything in the deposit box 791 00:45:59,256 --> 00:46:00,746 to incriminate Blaylock, 792 00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:02,485 you decided to bluff him. 793 00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:06,086 And so you begged one of your class members to get on the phone 794 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,529 and arrange plan B, 795 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:10,066 the class field trip to the club. 796 00:46:10,134 --> 00:46:13,467 Now, this certain class member was certainly glad to help, 797 00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:16,404 even though he missed a big fare to Maui. 798 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:20,603 And, of course, Shipley was just a thug who worked for Mr. C. 799 00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:23,879 And since this guy, Ice Pick, knew most of his associates, 800 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:26,848 it was easy for him to trace down the actual hitman 801 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:27,941 who took care of Grider. 802 00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:32,887 And, when the license plate on Grider's van traced back to Mr. C, 803 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:35,618 you had the evidence to incriminate him. 804 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,454 So a quick phone call to get him to worry 805 00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:40,394 got him to the club also. 806 00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:43,356 Your usual source for this license information 807 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:46,163 was busy with this man called Ice Pick. 808 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:51,664 Thanks, guys. 809 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:54,499 Any questions? 810 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,806 I got one or two. 811 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,883 Why didn't Blaylock or Shipley take care of you and Stacy 812 00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:00,974 at Grider's office? 813 00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:04,384 Yeah. And, Ted, why did you throw away the receipts at the motel? 814 00:47:04,454 --> 00:47:06,922 I wanna know why you didn't confront Spencer at the bank 815 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,048 instead of following Grider? 816 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,559 Yeah, and... And come to think of it, 817 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:12,857 how come you just didn't give the cops the photos 818 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:13,794 and be done with this? 819 00:47:13,864 --> 00:47:15,092 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 820 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:17,861 Who was Grider? - And why did they kill him? 821 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:20,927 Yeah, like, I was wondering about the license plate on the van. 822 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:24,030 That Mr. C was pretty stupid to use his real license plates. 823 00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,566 You're not answering the questions, Mr. Magnum. 824 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,043 Hey, where'd you come up with the idea about the garbage bag idea? 825 00:47:29,112 --> 00:47:30,636 I mean, I've never heard about anything like that.